Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.