I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.'

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.