When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn't have a lot of the animal problems that we do. I'm a big spay-and-neuter supporter. Don't have babies if you're not going to take care of those babies. We don't need more. We just need to take care of the ones we have. Take responsibility and breathe kindness.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I've worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I'm so proud of all they've done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.