If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

We actors can't take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit.

Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the reaction from the audience and quickly move on.

I have the backbone of an eel.