We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Humor is like a rhythm; it's like music. And you throw a couple of extra syllables in, you wreck the beat and you kill the laugh. So I try to follow the writers very carefully because I know how carefully they worked to do it that way.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

You're never too old for anything!

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

If you're walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.