We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.

It's been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven't been away, guys. I've been working steadily for the last 63 years.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.