I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.
Betty WhiteAs the years went on, the audience has become very jaded. They've heard every joke, they've seen every story line, they know where you're going before you even start to get there. And that's a hard audience to keep interested.
Betty WhitePeople who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Betty WhiteSo much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as slipping on a banana peel. So much of the writing is so coarse, so obvious that it doesn't provide a shock, never mind a laugh. What makes something funny is alluding to it without laying it out explicitly. You let the audiences fill in the gaps and that's where the laughs come.
Betty White