Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. I would never say the people on it are losers, but that's only because I'm polite. People say 'But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.' Well at my age, if I wanna connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board. Needless to say, we didn't have Facebook when I was growing up. We had phonebook, but you wouldn't waste an afternoon with it.

The bottom line is, I'm blessed with good health. On top of that, I don't go around thinking 'Oh, I'm 90, I better do this or I better do that.' I'm just Betty. I'm the same Betty that I've always been. Take it or leave it.