Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn't have a lot of the animal problems that we do. I'm a big spay-and-neuter supporter. Don't have babies if you're not going to take care of those babies. We don't need more. We just need to take care of the ones we have. Take responsibility and breathe kindness.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.