Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

You're never too old for anything!

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.