Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.