If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!'

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.

I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.