Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I am the luckiest old broad on two feet if the truth were known. It's - but it all goes back to 'Mary Tyler Moore,' 'Golden Girls,' all those - actors love to take the credit. We couldn't do it without the writers.