I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I've never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it's been awesome to work with them. I'm very happy where we're at.

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.