I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.

[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.

Animated program was definitely a different process but it was fun though, it had elements of doing my podcast where we were all in a booth with microphones joking around and stuff. It was definitely a fun process.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.