I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling 20,000 copies of an album than signing with a record company and selling a million copies. There has never been a truer statement about show business than that.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

It's a blue-collar city [Manchester] that's transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out.

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.