I don't think people know what hygienist means.

My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a month there 10-15 years ago, there's no way anyone was gonna remember me.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.