I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.