Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a month there 10-15 years ago, there's no way anyone was gonna remember me.

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

It's a blue-collar city [Manchester] that's transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.