Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.

I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better.

If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.