Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.

People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can curse it's more like satellite radio. Most of the podcasters were morning guys who were fired when Clear Channel decimated the radio landscape.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.

I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.

I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don't know where it's going.