Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.

Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's like this whole added pressure to perform. 'Cause it's kinda like you're not just humping for yourself. You're humping for your race. You got to represent your people.