As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you know?

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.