Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.

So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone else is thinking. What are they worried about? Nobody ever walked into a show as a bleeding heart liberal and had a comedian undo 30 years of life experience.