Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone else is thinking. What are they worried about? Nobody ever walked into a show as a bleeding heart liberal and had a comedian undo 30 years of life experience.

I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling 20,000 copies of an album than signing with a record company and selling a million copies. There has never been a truer statement about show business than that.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.