Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys.

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you know?

I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.