Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.