Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?
My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a month there 10-15 years ago, there's no way anyone was gonna remember me.
I don't feel like it's a wasted vote because I think it encourages more people like that to run. I vote for the candidates that aren't bought and paid for like the Clintons.