I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.