I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

I enjoy collaborating with other people.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear.

I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.