Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.