A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.