You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.