You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.