I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
Bill EngvallKetchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
Bill EngvallSo the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. I know how I'd feel if someone interrupted me.
Bill EngvallI might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. "Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up..." WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? "All right dude, you're up."
Bill Engvall