When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?

The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual.

I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.

I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.

In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.

There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.