At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It's like Satan's VIP list for Hell.

I mean, maybe one day we will live in a more optimum world where terrorists come in every color of the rainbow. But the truth is, now they don't. I mean, the people who are trying to get us are young Muslim men, period.

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.