Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
Bill MaherDon't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.
Bill MaherTiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.
Bill MaherEbola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'
Bill MaherI don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if somebody takes a life, that [death penalty] is what they should get. I also think it's a lot more humane than keeping people in a cage for the rest of their life.
Bill Maher