I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power.

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.