There's no greater model, in my view, than Jesus Christ.

This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.

Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It's kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald's and not eat the fries on the way home.

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.