It's been over a year since they've graduated, but neither of the Bush twins have found any work. Why don't they sign up (for military service in Iraq)? Do they hate America, or just freedom in general?

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that is divided between conservative morons and liberal pussies, somehow we have managed to find a way to pull together and behave like moronic pussies?

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!