People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.
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Bill MaherAs a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.
Bill MaherI think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
Bill Maher