If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can't do for themselves. And that's mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism.