If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

Why is Mitt Romney not bragging: 'I covered all these people'? Why can't the Democrats sell the idea, we're trying to make you well? Is that such a hard sale?

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.