You can't deny that religion has done some good. It organizes lots of anti-poverty programs and soup kitchens and missionary work. But I would say that, first of all, all those things can be accomplished without religion. You can be ethical, somebody who does the right thing without feeling that he has to in order to get his ass saved in the next life.

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.