Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Herman Cain answered the Wall Street protesters, and he had a message for these protesters. He said, 'If you don't have a job, if you're not rich, don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the banks, blame yourself.' And a nation of out of work teabaggers said, 'Yeah! Hey, wait a minute.'

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.

Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three days in the hospital, and maybe she has brain damage. You know, I don’t recall the Republicans being this concerned with mental fitness during the years when Reagan was talking to house plants in the White House.

You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country.