If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick.

If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called 'trickle down.' That actually meant they were pissing on you. How the whole theory goes was this: 'We have all the money. If we drop some, it's yours. Go for it.'

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.