If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing... rewarding immoral and illegal behavior...For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.