We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called 'trickle down.' That actually meant they were pissing on you. How the whole theory goes was this: 'We have all the money. If we drop some, it's yours. Go for it.'

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

I know a whole generation has been raised on the notion of multiculturalism; that all civilizations are just different. No! Not always. Sometimes things are better! Rule of law is better than autocracy and theocracy; equality of the sexes, better; protection of minorities, better; free speech, better; free elections, better; free appliances with large purchases, better! Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.