We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called 'trickle down.' That actually meant they were pissing on you. How the whole theory goes was this: 'We have all the money. If we drop some, it's yours. Go for it.'

You are what you do. It's about actions.

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...