Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.
Bill MaherI think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.
Bill MaherThe idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.
Bill Maher