We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called 'trickle down.' That actually meant they were pissing on you. How the whole theory goes was this: 'We have all the money. If we drop some, it's yours. Go for it.'

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

I was out at the HBO party, these are liberals, I imagine, and a lot of people came up to me and said, "Keep giving it to the president."

I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?

Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!