Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.

In Republican fantasy world, everything is always Obama's fault. Somehow, he's weak and he's ineffective, and yet he pulls the strings on everything in the world.