Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.

Love does not conquer all.

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election-except get the most votes.

Herman Cain answered the Wall Street protesters, and he had a message for these protesters. He said, 'If you don't have a job, if you're not rich, don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the banks, blame yourself.' And a nation of out of work teabaggers said, 'Yeah! Hey, wait a minute.'

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.