The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there it's just laughable.

Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

France... What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war in Iraq?