New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

Well, that's exactly the wrong attitude. That is not the attitude they had in World War II. You're attitude is that freedom means you can do whatever you want whenever you want it. And that sacrifice is somehow un-American. [...] But the idea that we should also be defensive about our flaws and our weaknesses and our vulnerabilities is ridiculous.

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.