New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.

It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the vote. He only got 36% of the working-class white people.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.