Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.
Bill MaherThey're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Bill MaherThere are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.
Bill Maher