Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

For the first time since 1979, we are talking to the Islamic Republic of Iran. Obama says talking to him is probably pointless, but it's a hell of a relief from Mitch McConnell.

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon.

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!