The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill MaherAmericans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that is divided between conservative morons and liberal pussies, somehow we have managed to find a way to pull together and behave like moronic pussies?
Bill MaherI see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
Bill Maher