I don't understand how the Republican party is the party with the reputation for fiscal conservatism and fiscal sanity, when they're the ones who run up the debt. It was Reagan who ran up the debt and now Bush is doing it again, and in between, Clinton and Bush's father, I must say, worked so hard to get that deficit and that debt down.

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.