Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this, but once I walk on stage I know why...because I'm addicted.
Bill MaherLook, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.
Bill MaherIn today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'
Bill Maher