Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.
If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.
Religion is bad and drugs are good.
New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up.