The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.' You think she realizes that nuking Russia might not be good for someone who can see Russia from her house?

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.