I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.

Greed can overtake smart.

Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that's why we aren't seeing support for legalization. People don't think it's necessary to legalize it, because it's so easy to get it.

A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?