I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.

That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.

In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't there be a greater outcry among liberals?

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

Religion is insanity by consensus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'