The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.
Bill MaherDon't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.
Bill MaherLet's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
Bill MaherIdiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism isโฆ precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position
Bill Maher