I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel.

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery...

The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.